A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolleddown his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.

What do you think you're going to do with the money?" He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!" At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

One day you'll come to me and ask me what's more important: You or my life. I'll say my life and you'll walk away never knowing that you're my life.

A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he said no. She then asked if he would spend the rest of his life with her, and he said no. Then she asked if he would cry if she walked away. Again, he said no. She couldnt take it anymore so she began to walk away. He grabbed her by the hand and said i dont think your pretty, i think your beautiful. I wouldnt spend the rest of my life with you, i NEED to spend the rest of my life with you. And i wouldnt cry if you walked away...id die.

A couple questions I think of during the day.

~What goes on in the fridge when the door is closed?

~Where do all the lost socks wind up?

~Can animals be left-handed?

~Do worker ants take vacations?

~Can potatoes see?

~How do they make decaffeinated coffee?

~What did lazy people do before TV?

~The house is haunted! Why don't they move?

~Why are yawns contagious?

~How do you chuck wood?

~Who wrote the book of lava?

~What do teachers do all summer?

~What makes hot pink hot?

~How often are there blue moons?

~Are sheep itchy?

~Are pigs latin?

~Who cut's the Barber's hair?

~Can cats be allergic to people?

~If you've gone banannas, where are you?

~How many other people have my name?

~Is it ok to walk in running shoes?

~How many stars are there?

Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls

Love- a heart that can become a broken puzzle if torn apart. Love- a dagger forced into a poor lonely soul that can break you or make you whole Love can be like death; it can give or take your breath. Love is sadness. Love is a new day, tomorrow. Love is depressing and obsessing. Love is glory and a never ending story. Love is a flower that can be weak or be a power. Love is appealing, a feeling and can be hurtful or healing. Love is a fire, a burning desire. Love is a killer and a thriller. Love is a new door that can be empty or can be more. Love is a passage way, a new beginning, a brand new day. Love is the colors black and blue from the bruises from the old that still look new. Love is a book, a new way to look. Love is pain that can be lost or can gain. Love is apart of you and me and that's the way it will always be.

Damnit gurl...why do i still feel this feeling for you eventhough i put u in the past...why is it that u always find a way tooh come back into my lyfe....damn gurl i cant stand watching you with your boifren...i need tooh hold you in my arms, i want to kiss you, hug you, i want to take care of you, and luv you....gurl this feeling inside of meeh is not lieing tooh meeh...itz telling meeh that u r the one...itz not lust..itz pure luv...pure luv between you and i...and i will wait pationtly for you babee..i luv you!

You asked me if I would/did regret anything we did tigether and I said, How can I? I love you. Well, I lied... I do reget a few things... I regret ever kissing you... ever hugging you.... falling in love with you, letting you be my life... I regretspending time with you, telling you I loved you, oh yea, and losing my virginity to you. I regret letting you treat me like shit... I regret anyhting and everything we did together. I regret you being a part of my life.... but now I wish I was sitting here, letting the blood dri through my fingers, hoping to never be founduntil I die knowing I will love you forever, and you will never feel the same. Aren't you proud of yourself? YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!!! and I still love you.

 never wanted to get you mad, I just wanted to let you kno how I feel in hopes that you will either understand or change. I don't want to lose you... You mean the world to me. I will always love you, no matter what, you are my everything. I would die if I lost you. You don't understand. You prolly never will. I'm sorry for expressing myself im sorry for ever loving you... but I will forever.

I thought you might actually care about me... how wrong was I? Why do youcause me to feel like this?Youre really mad at me and I feel like shit.you don't know how much I nee you to be here with me, I can't concentrate without you in my life.You mean everything to me. Youre my reason to live. Thank you, but why do you have to go and take it all away, when you told me you would love me forever?

• The happiness of your life depends on the quality of your thoughts
• Very little is needed to make a happy life. It is all within yourself, in your way of thinking.
• The first rule is to keep an untroubled spirit. The second is to look things in the face and know them for what they are.